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A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.
Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!
Fluser by David W. Irish February 6, 2013
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Flu=loser = will walsh.
A fluser is the only word ever that explains will.
Fluser by FelineAmerican January 1, 2012
A polite way of calling someone a fucking loser.
(fucking + loser + a touch of gentlemanliness = Fluser.)
Dad: My child failed his 1's multiplication test.
Uncle: Oof! Dude, your child is a fluser...
Fluser by numberonebeaner February 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026