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A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.
Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!
Fluser by David W. Irish February 6, 2013
Words you can keep
Flu=loser = will walsh.
A fluser is the only word ever that explains will.
Fluser by FelineAmerican January 1, 2012
A polite way of calling someone a fucking loser.
(fucking + loser + a touch of gentlemanliness = Fluser.)
Dad: My child failed his 1's multiplication test.
Uncle: Oof! Dude, your child is a fluser...
Fluser by numberonebeaner February 28, 2022

Love flustered 

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"
" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody

Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.
stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.

double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011

Fluierat bando (shhshh) 

A slang whistle that only shtou bando mufasa bitch ass nigga members can do in case of police presence.
Girofare, "shhhhshhhh"(Fluierat bando), orfaneee!
"shhhhshhh"(Fluierat bando (shhshh)), Haide S-o luaaam!
Faceti muzica reala si futeti pizde, "shhshhhh"
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