Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.

James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."

by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Felonious Thelonius

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.

We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

felonimus

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade

can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus

by Valdorus December 12, 2004

felonious

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.

1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."

by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010

Flojitis

Spanish, meaning extremely tired or sleepy.

After eating that sandwich, I have a killer case of flojitis.

by Raeboogie November 30, 2009

Felonious fart

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.

Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart

by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016