felongti

A word used in a song by The Jones Revival. It means a place where they hang people!

I discovered the felongti. There were dead things and feces everywhere!!!!

by Johnny Beckons June 23, 2006

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.

James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."

by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023