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Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.
I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."
Fellowny by postfactor September 18, 2020
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A serious crime that either is caused by someone's falling, or causes someone else to fall down.
A "fellony" can also refer to someone's illegally/unethically cutting/breaking down (i.e., "felling") a tree or other vertical object. Ordinarily, a classic example of this act might be the famous (or infamous!) tale about the tomahawk-wielding young George Washington, but it turns out that this narrative was just a myth (well, I must admit that I HAD always kinda wondered how "da great G.W." could have done all the awful things he was known for --- such as wrongfully jailing farmers, and keeping and disgracefully mistreating slaves --- if he was such an "honest" and "truthful" soul as a child!)) perpetrated by an overzealous newspaper-journalist, so I guess we would need to look elsewhere for a true and valid example... maybe the funny Echo-brand chain-saw ad, where the super-excited dude was so eager to try out his new Echo chain saw that he mindlessly cut down a neighbor's tree, and then when said neighbor confronted him about it ("That's **my tree** that you just cut down!"), the imperturbable miscreant sunnily replies, "Oh, no problem --- glad to do it for ya!"
fellony by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Fellownegrooftiktok 

Best person in tiktok
“fellownegrooftiktok is better than you

fellownious 

Serious-illegal/criminal in a male-related way.
It's considered fellownious for a guy to use a ladies' restroom.
fellownious by QuacksO December 26, 2021

FELLOWNNIE IS THE SAMETHING AS FELBJRATIVE LOWNNIE is a abbreviation of fellowship universe's 

Lonnie Benningfield junior owns fellow kind fellow beings fellow she's felbjrative is the abbreviation of fellow by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and named after my own words fellownnie is the samething as felbjrative lownnie is a abbreviation of fellowship universe's. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026