Felene 

Is a super sexy woman who is so kind and caring and loving.

On her darker side She Has amazing Breasts. And loves to give her other half amazing head

Man look at that chick she's such a Felene

Felene by Master wick February 13, 2024

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Paul Feeney 

Is a term used to describe someone unwilling to quit or give up, even at the risk of one's own safety, sanity or life.

Only a Paul Feeney would walk across that burning broken glass on the edge of a cliff to save that half-dead, run over puppy from that hungry lion's mouth.

You'd have to be a Paul Feeney to think anything can be done and not just give up already like most mortal men.

Paul Feeney by Rimmanfrom the uk June 28, 2011

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009

feline telepathy 

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

feline telepathy by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

feline maneuver 

A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."

"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"

feline maneuver by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008

feene

A person who is highly addicted to a substance and desperate to get high.

Jeff is such a feene, he can't get high and has been aggravated all day.

feene by CaptnSavAhoe87 March 29, 2016