felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
by phoenix1984 September 15, 2005
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shit paste

1.the kind of shit that is sticky in nature, and it seems to feel like glue coming out of your bum.
2.the kind of doodie that streaks your undies and is hard to get out, no matter how many times you throw them into the wash.
"man i feel like i have to shit like it's shit paste"

"i seem to have left a shit paste streak in my undies."
by phoenix1984 September 16, 2005
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