Felchimers

where someone completely forgets about felching the night before.

Jon's felchimers was bad. He didn't even remember felching that donkey!

by Ron Diggity December 9, 2008

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."

Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.

by canemaker December 2, 2010

felchmeister

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard

rob hunter is felchmeister

by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

FelchMeisterPope

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).

FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!

by Malaise October 13, 2018