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felchmeister 

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
felchmeister by canemaker December 2, 2010
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felchmeister 

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
felchmeister by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Felchmaster 

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'
Felchmaster by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

FelchMeisterPope 

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).
FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!
FelchMeisterPope by Malaise October 13, 2018

The Feltmeister 

The Feltmeister is just a over all cool dude. He loves Fallout and Elder Scrolls Games. He has a YouTube channel called The Feltmeister where he Posts his challenge runs. He is approximately 6'5 and has blonde hair.
Have you seen The Feltmeister latest video?
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