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felchmeister 

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
felchmeister by canemaker December 2, 2010
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felchmeister 

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
felchmeister by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Felchmaster 

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

FelchMeisterPope 

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).
FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!
FelchMeisterPope by Malaise October 13, 2018

The Feltmeister 

The Feltmeister is just a over all cool dude. He loves Fallout and Elder Scrolls Games. He has a YouTube channel called The Feltmeister where he Posts his challenge runs. He is approximately 6'5 and has blonde hair.
Have you seen The Feltmeister latest video?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026