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felchmeister 

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
felchmeister by canemaker December 2, 2010
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felchmeister 

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
felchmeister by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Felchmaster 

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

FelchMeisterPope 

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).
FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!
FelchMeisterPope by Malaise October 13, 2018

The Feltmeister 

The Feltmeister is just a over all cool dude. He loves Fallout and Elder Scrolls Games. He has a YouTube channel called The Feltmeister where he Posts his challenge runs. He is approximately 6'5 and has blonde hair.
Have you seen The Feltmeister latest video?
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026