felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."

Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.

felchmeister by canemaker December 2, 2010

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felchmeister

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard

rob hunter is felchmeister

felchmeister by jack and jon June 27, 2003

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Felchmaster

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.

'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'

Felchmaster by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

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FelchMeisterPope

A feline who enjoys sucking fluids from bodily orifices (mainly the anus).

FelchMeisterPopes' breath smells like cum and shit!

FelchMeisterPope by Malaise October 13, 2018

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The Feltmeister

The Feltmeister is just a over all cool dude. He loves Fallout and Elder Scrolls Games. He has a YouTube channel called The Feltmeister where he Posts his challenge runs. He is approximately 6'5 and has blonde hair.

Have you seen The Feltmeister latest video?

The Feltmeister by YT History Man May 16, 2025

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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