Felched

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009

Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

far-fetched

adjective

-barely believable based on logical or normal thinking
syn: unbelievable, unlikely, improbable

Everybody was hoping for him to change, but it remains far-fetched.

by Kirby Ocastro November 3, 2007

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005