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felchest 

when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.
landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.
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Felchfest 

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)
Felchfest by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011
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Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole
Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!
Felchenstein by Joe May 13, 2005

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026