cuttin water

When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been
Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"
by Mad_signtist September 30, 2023
mugGet the cuttin watermug.

Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
mugGet the Gypsy Ikeamug.

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 08, 2023
mugGet the Portuguese Disco Slidemug.

Angover

When you hang out with Angela, and she leaves you smiling ear to ear because Angela is an amazing person and makes everyone feel amazing. She also cute af
Steve " hey Rob, why you so happy and smiling today? "

Rob " dude! I hung with Angela last night and that woman is simply amazing. I have a fierce Angover!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
mugGet the Angovermug.

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.
R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!
by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023
mugGet the linkedin'rmug.

Anglass

A teacher sized glass of wine usually consisting of 750ml of delectable grapey goodness
Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"
by Mad_signtist October 31, 2023
mugGet the Anglassmug.

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
mugGet the Gypsy Ikeamug.