Mad_signtist's definitions

Anglass

A teacher sized glass of wine usually consisting of 750ml of delectable grapey goodness

Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"

by Mad_signtist October 31, 2023

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

agrenny

When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.

Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"

by Mad_signtist October 19, 2023

feety heetys

Warm,.fuzzy cozy socks meant too keep your feetys snuggly and cozy all winter.

Angela " OMG my feeets are sooooo colddd!!!! 😭
Rob " don't worry, I have some Feety Heetys for you!!!

by Mad_signtist October 8, 2023

gypsyover

When you miss spending time with gypsy the dog princess.

Robert " yoooo Ang, where you at? I'm starting to miss gypsy so much I'm waking up with a GYPSYOVER! I have chippppps!"

by Mad_signtist October 1, 2023

🌈 chicken

A beautiful peacock that will ultimately distract you from whatever it is you had planned.

Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"

Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"

by Mad_signtist October 1, 2023

cuttin water

When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been

Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"

by Mad_signtist September 30, 2023