Mad_signtist's definitions

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

cuttin water

When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been

Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"

by Mad_signtist September 30, 2023

feety heetys

Warm,.fuzzy cozy socks meant too keep your feetys snuggly and cozy all winter.

Angela " OMG my feeets are sooooo colddd!!!! 😭
Rob " don't worry, I have some Feety Heetys for you!!!

by Mad_signtist October 8, 2023

agrenny

When you aren't getting any action at home from your wife, so you decide to prey on a broken soul for your own self gratification.

Steve " yo! I heard Gary ain't gettin any at home!!!"
Sarah " yeah, Gary pulled agrenny and and put his pecker where he wasn't supposed to. Grade A dirtbag!"

by Mad_signtist October 19, 2023

Angover

When you hang out with Angela, and she leaves you smiling ear to ear because Angela is an amazing person and makes everyone feel amazing. She also cute af

Steve " hey Rob, why you so happy and smiling today? "

Rob " dude! I hung with Angela last night and that woman is simply amazing. I have a fierce Angover!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023