Mad_signtist's definitions

Anglass

A teacher sized glass of wine usually consisting of 750ml of delectable grapey goodness

Rob "yoooo Angie, how was your day?"
Angie "let's just say I may need an Anglass of wine, quite possibly 2"
Rob "isn't that a bottle tho?"
Angie" SHUT UP!"

by Mad_signtist October 31, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

cuttin water

When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been

Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"

by Mad_signtist September 30, 2023

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"

Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

🌈 chicken

A beautiful peacock that will ultimately distract you from whatever it is you had planned.

Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"

Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"

by Mad_signtist October 1, 2023

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023