Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only
player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty
cool."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a
fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."