Favrot 

To purchase a product, use it to death, and then at the very last moment return the product to the store you bought it from.

I just bought this killer computer, I used it for 89 days and then FAVROT'D it back to the store using my 90 day return policy.

Favrot by Full Download July 21, 2009

Facrotes

When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.

Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.

Facrotes by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011

Favortize 

To descriminate between choices and pick a specific one

Why do you favortize her over me?

Favortize by Bal3mom August 22, 2018

Faurot 

( Fuh- Row ) Sexy, amazing, and all around beautiful. You will never find anyone smarter, sexier or funnier than her.

" Shes FINE."
" Shes Faurot."

Faurot by chuckbasslove March 31, 2009

Hot Favretto 

To take a green shit on someone's chest for sexual pleasure. The Shit must be green or it is not a Hot Favretto.

After he climaxed, Mike gave her a Hot Favretto.

Hot Favretto by Rad110 January 13, 2008

favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.

That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.

favretirement by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

Favretastic 

Reffering to the future Hall of Fame Quarterback Brett Favre. Descriping someone doing something really astounding. Expressing higher than normal amazingness.

Man, did you see that guy do that Keg stand? That was Favretastic!!!!

Favretastic by Chiropractor Man 72 February 4, 2010