Faux-Worker

A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.

Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.

Faux-Worker by Mister Pamuk April 19, 2014

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Faux-Worker

A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.

Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.

Faux-Worker by Marcus Tucker June 28, 2008

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fauxworker (no hyphen)

n. (fōwərkər) One with whom you work who acts as if respect, dignity, and humanity are applicable only unto them. Sociopathic tendencies included/not included on a case-by-case basis.

1. Fauxworker (no hyphen) threw somebody under the bus again. 2. Fauxworker's talking shit about you to HR, man.

fauxworker (no hyphen) by EgaliTwadd September 6, 2015

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