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A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.
Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.
by Mister Pamuk March 12, 2014
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.
Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.
by Marcus Tucker July 10, 2008
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