Faux-Gay
A man who exudes homosexuality (somewhat vain, dramatic, possibly long hair) yet is straight as an arrow.
Faux-Gay by Tiffany/Stephan Bouffard March 30, 2007
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Faux Gay
The Faux gay - is a gay man who may not only actually be straight as an arrow, but also may very well be gay.... but is terrible at being gay.
Frequently their gay card will be rejected by the high gay council (who aslo dictates gay man law and is directly correlated with the gay mafia through various insidious parties and fund raisers for disadvantaged children).
Frequently their gay card will be rejected by the high gay council (who aslo dictates gay man law and is directly correlated with the gay mafia through various insidious parties and fund raisers for disadvantaged children).
A Faux Gay is, but is not limited to, the following:
Not understanding the spandex amendment to the ten commandments (If thou art overweight, thou shalt not wear spandex - ever)
Not knowing what a daft punk helmet is
Buying a citronella candle (as opposed to the actual plant)
Claiming brown can be worn with black
Claiming black "goes with everything"
Wearing Hollister
Wearing synthetics when not in drag
Not knowing at least 3 of the Drag Queens in the area
Can't take a shot
Can't take a penis in the ass
Can't walk in 4+ inch heels
Can't walk in said heels with a full martini glass without spilling
Can't walk period
Doesn't understand that dish soap is NOT FOR SKIN CARE
Thinks the greatest designer ever is Calvin Klein (because it's the only one they've heard of)
Doesn't understand how to properly operate their limp wrist.
Complains constantly about the state of the LGBT "community"
Doesn't understand where common phrases come from.
Can't quote RuPaul verbatem
Fails to realize their clod-hopper shoes may be offense to the host/hostess's carpet
Not understanding the spandex amendment to the ten commandments (If thou art overweight, thou shalt not wear spandex - ever)
Not knowing what a daft punk helmet is
Buying a citronella candle (as opposed to the actual plant)
Claiming brown can be worn with black
Claiming black "goes with everything"
Wearing Hollister
Wearing synthetics when not in drag
Not knowing at least 3 of the Drag Queens in the area
Can't take a shot
Can't take a penis in the ass
Can't walk in 4+ inch heels
Can't walk in said heels with a full martini glass without spilling
Can't walk period
Doesn't understand that dish soap is NOT FOR SKIN CARE
Thinks the greatest designer ever is Calvin Klein (because it's the only one they've heard of)
Doesn't understand how to properly operate their limp wrist.
Complains constantly about the state of the LGBT "community"
Doesn't understand where common phrases come from.
Can't quote RuPaul verbatem
Fails to realize their clod-hopper shoes may be offense to the host/hostess's carpet
Faux Gay by JayGayFabulous July 10, 2009
fauxgay
n. A straight man who acts and says he's gay.
n. A straight man who pretends to be gay and does not participate in any gay sexual activity.
n. A straight man who pretends to be gay and does not participate in any gay sexual activity.
fauxgay by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026
Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026