Fatwell

Being fat and sexy at the same time

A: "Oh my god is that fatwell"
L: "F-F-F-Fatwell!"
G: "I love boys"
M: "Shut up nigga I like jerking off on call"

by LittlePenisBoy February 16, 2026

Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell

The upcoming, sure to be bestselling book to be published by the young man who has clearly spent some quality time with the Fallwells.

Of course I will be reading myself to sleep for awhile with “Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell,” it’s sure to be a good wet-read.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

Fatellite

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.

"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."

by leadbitch July 31, 2009

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!

Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Falwell

To sit in the corner and watch quietly while someone else gets screwed.

My boss was totally screwing me over because Nancy didn't finish her part of the report, and she just sat there Falwelling the whole thing.

by Haricot Verte August 25, 2020

jerry falwell

Someone who dislikes Teletubbies, for their supposed gayness, also someone who has seriouisly fucked religious/political policies.

TINKY WINKY!! Quick Robertson! Get the shotgun!

by ty J July 10, 2004