Mamao's definitions
by Mamao May 29, 2007

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.
by Mamao May 29, 2007

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.
Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
by mamaO February 6, 2010

by Mamao April 4, 2004

by MamaO November 25, 2015

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".
by Mamao April 4, 2004
