Mamao's definitions

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 6, 2010

fatro

to be high on cannibas sativa

"dude remember when we got that quarter?"

"Yeah i was so fatro"

by Mamao May 29, 2007

gurp

psylosibin mushrooms that are often hallucinogenic in nature, it can also refer to other hallucinogenic drugs as well.

it is a verb (to gurp), a noun (gurps, gurpage, gurp, gurpies), and an adjective (gurped out, gurped, gurpified)

Dude i was so gurped last night

by Mamao May 29, 2007

twak

noun

very simply methamphetamines,

anyone who does twak is an idiot, but its survival of the fittest, so keep on tweeking

that dude is on twak, what an idiot

by Mamao May 29, 2007

Ninja Nug

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.

"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"

by Mamao May 29, 2007

Religion

see God if you do not then god shall smite ye! Bullshit!

Dirty Dirty SCam

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Full Lewandowski

To be bald in the front and middle leaving only a horshoe around the sides.

He was balding, but only from the back, not the Full Lewandowski!

by MamaO November 25, 2015