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Fatty fatty fatty fat black man 

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).
John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.

FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT 

Heavy from TF2.
Scout: I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat fat fat!
Heavy: *dies instantly*

Fatty Mc Fat Fat Fatty Fat Dog Fat 

A huge dog that people let get overweight. If it can stand up then nobody will ever break into your house.
Qwerty: "My dad has a friend with a fatty mc fat fat fatty fat dog fat."

Asdf: "Holy shit, can it walk?"

Qwerty: "No, so he has to get carried up the stairs to the house. He's really nice though."

fatty fat fat fatterton

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.
fatty fat fat fatterton by george January 20, 2005

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus 

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.
Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus by x427 February 8, 2021

Fatty Fat Fat Kid 

Noun: A car; An insult for a child the SIZE of a car.
"Got the keys?"
"Yeah, but your fatty fat fat kid is in the way."
Fatty Fat Fat Kid by Bucket Life October 16, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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