Fatty Clap 

Fatty Clap means whenever someone or something is too big and stinky to be near.

Fat-tea Clap

"You're a Fatty Clap" "That's Fatty Clap"

Fatty Clap by BananaBoiGames March 15, 2025

Fatty Clappers 

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.

Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.

Fatty Clappers by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011

Fattycapped 

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.

Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.

Fattycapped by 75%er July 24, 2009

fattycapped 

A condition in which one is so obese that s/he cannot perform such functions as running, self-tying shoes, sitting in one airplane seat, etc.

I used to be able to fit in the bathroom stall until I became fattycapped.

fattycapped by somaritime July 7, 2009

fattycapped 

A person, typically seen in and around malls (and WalMarts) in the suburban United States, so obese that they "earn" a handicapped permit for their car, and the parking privileges that come with it, at the expense of the truly challenged. Fattycapped people often get around in motorized wheelchairs likely paid for by health insurance because they are so huge they can no longer walk. This "disease" is often blamed on "genetics," yet is rarely seen outside the US where all genetic types are represented.

"Look at that poor person in the wheelchair pre-boarding the airplane."

"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."

fattycapped by PiDaddy January 1, 2009

Fattycap 

When playing Basketball (or another sport that is easier with two hands) and one has food in a hand, playing with the other.

Dude 1: He's never gonna make that shot with the pizza in his hand
Dude 2: Yeah it's a total fattycap

Fattycap by someonefromshamballa February 10, 2010