Fattycap

When playing Basketball (or another sport that is easier with two hands) and one has food in a hand, playing with the other.

Dude 1: He's never gonna make that shot with the pizza in his hand
Dude 2: Yeah it's a total fattycap

by someonefromshamballa February 10, 2010

Fattycake McJiggles

A name commonly used as a reference to an extremely large figured being. This case was first noted back in 2004 with the arrival of steve B to the world of fat people.

Yo lets go hang with Fattycake McJiggles today. Haha we can go eat all his food out of his closet. HAHA

by RuneWarrior1337 November 18, 2006

fatticapped

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.

Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.

by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007

Fattycapped

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.

Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.

by 75%er July 24, 2009

fattycapped

A condition in which one is so obese that s/he cannot perform such functions as running, self-tying shoes, sitting in one airplane seat, etc.

I used to be able to fit in the bathroom stall until I became fattycapped.

by somaritime July 7, 2009

fattycapped

A person, typically seen in and around malls (and WalMarts) in the suburban United States, so obese that they "earn" a handicapped permit for their car, and the parking privileges that come with it, at the expense of the truly challenged. Fattycapped people often get around in motorized wheelchairs likely paid for by health insurance because they are so huge they can no longer walk. This "disease" is often blamed on "genetics," yet is rarely seen outside the US where all genetic types are represented.

"Look at that poor person in the wheelchair pre-boarding the airplane."

"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."

by PiDaddy January 1, 2009

fattycatty

adj. Excessively rich, fattening, gluttonous, or unhealthy, often referring to food. Also, the feeling one has after consuming such food. Fattycatty can be used as both a positive and a negative.

Negative-- wife: "Let's get a pizza for dinner tonight"

husband: "Nah, I'm feeling a bit fattycatty.

I had pizza yesterday and a philly cheesesteak

for lunch."

Positive-- "This philly cheesesteak is the bomb. It's fattycatty like a cheesesteak should be"

by ecduke June 10, 2010