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Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.
" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"
Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008
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Faildozer 

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!
Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.
Here comes the Faildozer!
Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008
An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)
*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!
faildog by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008

faildogs 

The canine equivalent of lolcats. Usually consists of photos of dogs in various amusing situations along with a bolded FAIL.
"That faildogs photo Rob forwarded me is hilarious, take a look!"
faildogs by TheAnonymous December 9, 2008
when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive
Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.
faildom by miyonas April 16, 2022