1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

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Faildozer

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

faildog

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)

*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!

faildog by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008

faildogs

The canine equivalent of lolcats. Usually consists of photos of dogs in various amusing situations along with a bolded FAIL.

"That faildogs photo Rob forwarded me is hilarious, take a look!"

faildogs by TheAnonymous December 9, 2008

faildom

when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive

Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.

faildom by miyonas April 16, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026