faildom 

when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive

Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.

faildom by miyonas April 16, 2022

Faildom 

1) When you fail so much it becomes your life

2) Or when you play Yu-Gi-Oh too much

**Adding the word "epic" to faildom means that your life is about as fail as it can get

Example # 1: "Jeff, your life has become faildom for playing Yu-Gi-Oh so much"

Example # 2: Person 1: "He lives in his mother's basement now"

Person 2: "Wow, his life has surely become an epic faildom"

Faildom by Cryptic Hobo March 17, 2010

Faildozer 

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

Faildozer by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Faildozer 

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

Faildozer by john0494 September 26, 2012

Faildozer 

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

Faildozer by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

Failometer 

1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.


Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

Failometer by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008

faildog 

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)

*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!

faildog by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008