Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.

Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."

by T.S.L. August 1, 2013

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Faithiest

A theist who's religious persuasion relies solely on faith, regardless of evidence or reason.

I showed her how science disproved every religious argument she had, but she still believes. What a faithiest!

by Ecce Homo March 8, 2009

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fatheist

Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.

Guy A: Dude, I could totally nail this chick, you've gotta take her friend for me.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.

by J. Agnew June 22, 2010

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Faithiest

Someone who must live in a religious community, pretending to be one of them, while not believing in God, or at least not believing what the rest of his/her community believes.

Alternate definition: Someone who has a strong conviction that we cannot know whether God exists.

Poor Jeremiah must live among the Mormons, even though he's a Faithiest.

by dragonflytech August 1, 2013

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