fatheist
Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.
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faitheist
An atheist who is "soft" on religious belief, and tolerant of even the worst intellectual and moral excesses of religion: atheist accommodationist.
A lot of leftist faitheists say, "I'm not religious, but we shouldn't criticize the Muslim oppression of women because it's a sincere religious belief.
faitheist by The Barefoot Bum July 17, 2009
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Fathiest
(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.
Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."
Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"
Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"
Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
sam fatherstone
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sam fatherstone by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023
fatheristic
fatheristic by Ambientii March 12, 2017
faitheist
someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.
a combination of faith and atheist
a combination of faith and atheist
"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"
"i thought you didnt believe in god"
"yeah, im a faitheist."
"i thought you didnt believe in god"
"yeah, im a faitheist."
faitheist by plastictreees June 16, 2007
Faitheist
Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.
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