fatheist

Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.

Guy A: Dude, I could totally nail this chick, you've gotta take her friend for me.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.

by J. Agnew June 22, 2010

faitheist

An atheist who is "soft" on religious belief, and tolerant of even the worst intellectual and moral excesses of religion: atheist accommodationist.

A lot of leftist faitheists say, "I'm not religious, but we shouldn't criticize the Muslim oppression of women because it's a sincere religious belief.

by The Barefoot Bum July 17, 2009

Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.

Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."

by T.S.L. August 1, 2013

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by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023

fatheristic

To behave in a fatherly way when not the actual biological father to a child.

I wish I could marry Karl, he's so fatheristic with my children and that he'd make a great Dad.

by Ambientii March 12, 2017

faitheist

someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.

a combination of faith and atheist

"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"

"i thought you didnt believe in god"

"yeah, im a faitheist."

by plastictreees June 16, 2007

Faitheist

Faitheist: one who pretends to have been an atheist who found religion, for the purpose of creating common ground to evangelize to atheists.

Faitheist: I was once an atheist like you, but through the power of prayer I connected with "God" and am now a blessed follower.
Me: An atheist has no god to pray to. We both know you're full of shit.
Faitheist: I... I... God hates you and you'll burn in hell.
Me: Fuck off.

by @stylblog April 22, 2010