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Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.
That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.
Fat Jonzing by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020
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jonah fat butler 

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome
holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!
jonah fat butler by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

Jonaenae fat 

jonaenae is fat this is a fact and jonaenae is used if someone is a fat and goofy
jonaenae fat is funny
Jonaenae fat by Chris11837 August 3, 2021
she is very smart girl sexy and beautiful girl.
Everyone want to have a friend like fatjona.
If you mess with her she will ruin your life.
Fatjona is every boy dreams she make boys fall in love with her
Fatjona by anonymous November 24, 2021
People with this name are gay.
O Fatjon o Fatjon

A e do gjys
A e do tamom
Fatjon by he1r December 12, 2022
She is a nice person, very nasty but so sweet. Everybody calles her a slut, but she is still the one that doesn’t give a damn.
Fatjona is known for her sassyness
fatjona by Dima.hasal November 25, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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