Fat Hand 

This term will help those familiar with table football, or foos as it is more commonly know, to name a common injury. The injury occurs while rolling a rod up your wrist and forearm. It leads to red marks and eventual bruising and in some extreme cases can lead to your hand swelling up, thus fat hand.

'wow that hand looks swollen'
'yeah i got some serious fat hand dude'

Fat Hand by manofmanysides February 12, 2008

Fat Hand 

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

Fat Hand by Vermiform March 29, 2009

Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

Lithuanian fat hand by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

fat handed twat 

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

fat handed twat by Archie December 5, 2004

fat handed 

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

fat handed by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

Fat Hands 

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.

Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.

Fat Hands by SapBoy May 19, 2018

fathandedness 

The affliction of having chubby or cumbersome – but not necessarily large – hands, making everyday manual tasks more complicated.

I tried to rescue your engagement ring from the plughole but my fathandedness wouldn't allow it.

fathandedness by ztubbz July 12, 2010