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To alter, simplify, subsitute, or lower the quality of something primarily to reduce costs or increase monetary profit.
They've been fastfooding the product by replacing the original materials with cheaper ones.
The company fastfooded the service until it barely resembled what it used to be.
Don't fastfood the original idea just to make it more profitable.
Fastfood by Herman Lane September 30, 2026
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fastfood orgy 

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places
I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy
fastfood orgy by foodguy June 16, 2010

Fastfood squirt 

When a person goes to a fast food resturant. After a meal that person goes around the back of the restaurant and masturbates in delight of great breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.
Man I went to McDonald's had a cheeseburger and after that I had a fastfood squirt

Fastfood Hotbox 

When you roll all the windows up in a car after getting fast food in order to fully intake the smell of your food
It was such a nice day out, but when I got Wendy's you know i had that fastfood hotbox session before demolishing those fries at home.
Fastfood Hotbox by Doodoobutt69 February 19, 2017

fast food politics 

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.
Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."
fast food politics by Prankster October 30, 2017

fast food 

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.
I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.
fast food by Kate October 13, 2003

Fast Food Football 

A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.
John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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