Farvert
An old perverted man who sexts and harass a young and very attractive woman. Also known as "Pulling a Brett Farve."
Farvert by Kim Jon II March 18, 2011
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Fatvert
An advert made for fat people, with fat people in it. They generally look very jubbly and content, maybe a little bit hungry, and may sometimes be on the floor not able to physically get themselves up off of the floor
Fatvert by Themaninpinksalmon October 29, 2011
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Fagvertisment
Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.
Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!
Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!
Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!
Fagvertisment by LL;NOHBGIWFY4EH9NPYIFBUGH89TRE October 24, 2019
Fagvertising
Fagvertising by Yakoob51 February 2, 2020
furvert
He is a furvert.
fadvertisement
Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).
Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.
Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
fadvertisement by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005
Fapvert
Advertisement presenting a sexually attractive male or female model, with little or no other information content apart from the product for sale. Sheer gratuitous smut posing as an Ad.
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