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Farvard is a school , started by Farah, the reason behind the opening of this school is because of farahs goodest english, and the word Farvard is the most orginalist name you’ll ever see, plus the ew school Harvard stole the name and replace F with H , soooo unoriginal

What you will learn in school is:

How to spell Cheetos in a right way (sheestos)
And thank you(sanks youz)

And many more

Sign up in the schools website

Www.farvard4life.net

Or for more info call:
Farahhotline-123
Omg have you heard of Farvard
Yes,it’s the goodnest school in the world

Is Daniel Cohn in Farvard

No,way she’s in the copy cat school(Harvard)
Farvard by Long lives Farvard November 18, 2019
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Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.
"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."
Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009
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fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.
a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"
fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007
A nickname given to Arvada, Colorado by the radio station ktcl (93.3) referring to the inconvenient location of the west Denver subdivision.
My friends and I ran out of gas again travelling to Farvada from Lakewood last night.
Farvada by Broofbo23 September 2, 2012
A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
fartard by kmac20 April 19, 2007
1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop
1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."
Fartard by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

Farvardin 

Farvardin is the Iranian Persian name for the first month of the Solar Hijri calendar, the official calendar of Iran, and corresponds with Aries on the Zodiac.

But...
It can be a name for girls, but because i dont care about these things i tell you you can name a boy farvardin too.
14th of Farvardin is my bithday.
Farvardin is a bad as bitch, i want to be her when i grow up.
Farvardin by Fertook April 15, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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