Fatnapped 

When a fat person gets kidnapped

Paige is so fat, she got fatnapped, not kidnapped

Fatnapped by Smsu55 November 23, 2018

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

catnapped by Cusween December 15, 2018

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

catnapped by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

facenapped

The act of logging into someone else facebook account and entering a false statuspost as that person, without the person knowing.

synonym to facebook bagged
Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.

So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Mike's desk he had already facenapped me!

People called to congratulate on my pregnancy. I was mystified until I found out they had read my status post on facebook. I had been facenapped!

facenapped by facenapping April 4, 2010

Fartnapper

literal definition is someone who takes credit for someone else’s fart
Also someone who steals your thunder or someone who takes credit for someone else’s work

I worked so hard on that project and Vincent stole all the credit even though he hardly did anything. He never even mentioned my name. He’s such a fartnapper!

Fartnapper by Rebecca117 June 20, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020