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Fartlicker

I do beleive the term farting licking has something to do with the licking of farts,but I digress,a fart thusly licked by a person has been fartlicked and the person who has licked the fart will be deemed a fartlicker,the psychological need for a person to lick farts is a conditon known only as fartlicker syndrom.not much is known about this condition,where it came from,if it's airborn what have you,but one thing is certain there is no cure ,and treatment involves the deprivation of farts,where,the fartlicker is placed in a house will lots of air fresheners and industrial airfilters to suck the farts out of the air,if you are a fartlicker there is hope,but you must seek treatment
That guy is a fartlicker
Fartlicker by aidan manley May 19, 2018
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fartlicker

a fartlicker is someone who licks farts for a living.

also can be used as an insult
person 1: "dude did you see that guy? He was such an asshole to the server!"

person 2: "yeah dude he was a total fartlicker."
fartlicker by material gworllllll October 6, 2023

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Footlicker 

A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them
Jerry and Bob are footlickers
Footlicker by Frautschy March 16, 2019

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).
fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005

fartfucker 

someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartlick 

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.
On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.
fartlick by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006
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