fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008

fartstick

a stick with the word fart on it that is only held by the person with the power. if you don't have the power you cannot fart, and if you fart without the stick you die. It's not just fun and games. Don't forget the fartstick.

put down that fartstick, boy, i'll show you how a real man farts.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Firestick and Fuck

To invite a female (or male) over to watch the Firestick with intenions of fucking before, during, or after. Much more straightforward than netflix and chill.

She wanted to netflix and chill but I had better plans, Firestick and Fuck.

by 4741 January 11, 2020

fartastic

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010