Fartier

The act of being more flatulent.

Later that morning after eating three bran muffins, my butt was fartier than usual.

Fartier by Jack Assman August 25, 2011

Face-farter 

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

Face-farter by Fracer November 30, 2016

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

Chair Farter by quik406 August 10, 2010

free farter 

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.

Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.

free farter by Big Nu March 11, 2012

Fartery 

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! 

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! by Dm4571 September 25, 2020

Farter's Remorse 

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.

Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"

Farter's Remorse by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009