Farterfly

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

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Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

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A dish composed of salted cured meats, smoked and variety meat sausages, and various pickled cabbage products

Hans enjoyed his farterplatten, but the aftermath caused tension in his household

farterplatten by JoJoh September 28, 2006

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is like faster but in a sentance you don't have to change the word to eg.quickly

Fasterly by porcupine_ February 6, 2021

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A fartfly is someone who breaks into your Granda’s house

“Get out the house you fucking fartfly” shouted the drunk Granda

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