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When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.
Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.
Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011
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farterplatten 

A dish composed of salted cured meats, smoked and variety meat sausages, and various pickled cabbage products
Hans enjoyed his farterplatten, but the aftermath caused tension in his household
farterplatten by JoJoh September 28, 2006

Fasterly 

is like faster but in a sentance you don't have to change the word to eg.quickly
she headed back home fasterly
Fasterly by porcupine_ February 6, 2021
A fartfly is someone who breaks into your Granda’s house
“Get out the house you fucking fartfly” shouted the drunk Granda

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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