4 definitions by JoJoh

CFM Shoes

Very high stiletto heels; come fuck me shoes

Ruta and Coco wanted to go out and get some business with their well heeled Viagra clientele , so they strapped on their CFM shoes with the rhinestones

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

Business

Bowel or urinal relief by a dog in a permitted location

I took my big dog out so he could do his business by lifting his leg on that tree

Muffy goes out every morning to do her business in front of the neighbor's house

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

p-mail

Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine

Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

farterplatten

A dish composed of salted cured meats, smoked and variety meat sausages, and various pickled cabbage products

Hans enjoyed his farterplatten, but the aftermath caused tension in his household

by JoJoh September 28, 2006