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Fartcrap

Bit like a shart, but more solid.
New pants please, there's been a fartcrap.
by Stewbacca September 29, 2018
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Fartclapper

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.
Shove that up your fartclapper!
by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010
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Fartrape

A) When a farter forces a known target to smell a fart. Sometimes done for revenge, but always without consent or apology.
B) When you drop the fart hammer on someone who is trapped in a situation and must endure the stench. Like hammering a fart in a car full of people.
I walked into my boss's office just before his Monday afternoon status meeting and fartraped him. I hope he likes Taco Bell.
by Davendork November 10, 2010
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fartclap

(n) noun
Phenomenon occurring to individuals that are roughly thirty pounds or more overweight.

Due to the increased size of the originator’s gluteus maximus, expelled gas from the anal opening is briefly trapped within the confines of the enlarged anal cleavage. Instead of producing that flatulent sound of which we are all familiar, the gas moves and eventually escapes as one big bubble. This causes the cheeks to slam together violently once the pressure is relieved and results in a distinctive WHAP! sound.
“Her snoring was enough to deal with at night, but once she started fartclapping in her sleep it was time for her to go.”
by Brentman December 9, 2008
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fartrape

the act in which one person stands back to back to another and proceeds to fart, thus launching their own gas into the the unsuspecting others ass causing the victims butt-cheeks to reverberate the fart as if it were their own.

also referred to as the out-of-towner, as the fart ventures from it's domestic ass and into a place where it doesn't belong.
it's all fun and games til someone gets fartraped
by waggage02 December 4, 2010
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Fatcrap

A word that can be used to describe someone.

This is what you are if you are being a smart Alec, annoying, stupid/dumb, silly, crazy, fat, mean, etc.

It's just a friendly tease, all said for purpose of fun, and with no intentions to insult anyone.
You are such a fatcrap (or fat piece of crap)
by cmt469 October 21, 2011
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fart crap

when a big fart turns out to be a nasty crap.
Oh my god i probably made the biggest fart crap ever.
by vic ramalot January 12, 2008
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