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A man/and or woman who is so fat they are constantly constipated.
Your mom is such a fatcrap she's been takin' the same dump for 25 years.
fatcrap by phoenixrayne13 November 25, 2006

fatcrack 

Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.
1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."

2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".
fatcrack by ClimbingTheLog November 28, 2006
An interchangable spray tip that can spray really big!!
Fatcaps can fit on almost any can.
FATCAPS by DigDug March 8, 2004

Fatcrastonating 

Eating in order to delay starting your work
I was fatcrastonating so bad this weekend- I had three snacks before I started my homework
Fatcrastonating by JakeCVD September 4, 2016

fat crap 

when you destory the toilet big time
dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet
fat crap by savethedinos February 13, 2021

fat crap 

Somebody who is annoying or has done something wrong
fat crap by Craig___2006 June 29, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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