FartHeart
FartHeart by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020
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Fartbeat
The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"
Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"
Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"
Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
fartbeard
a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.
Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!
fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007
farthoarding
The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.
My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!
farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!
Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! by Dm4571 September 25, 2020
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