Fart sweat 

The fluid formed around a sweaty asshole when a person farts in it.

"Yo i performed a rim job on someone with massive fart sweat"
"Was it bad?"
"Nah"

Fart sweat by HoldMyDirtyAsshole June 28, 2021

Fart & Sweat 

Also known as a f&s

A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.

After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.

This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat

Fart & Sweat by MIchael Young April 9, 2008

sweaty fart 

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.

Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.

sweaty fart by WendellFong December 20, 2013

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

Sweaty Crack Fart by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Sweaty Bung Hole Fart 

A fart released from a sweaty bung hole.

"Oh man, this is really making my ass sweat"
"That's great."
(fart)"There goes a sweaty bung hole fart!"
"Eww mom that's nasty!"

Sweaty Bung Hole Fart by Mista Sphincta March 30, 2009

fartsweaters 

Action-verb.
When you walk into a crop dusted fart cloud and can taste the robust aroma of what was consumed which stick to your teeth. You have fartsweathers.

'Lit Johnny crop dusted me and gave me fartsweaters.

fartsweaters by Fairymonster and Boogeyman March 24, 2024