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Fart burn 

when you poop or fart and you butt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your butthole.
guy 1: *FARRRRRTTT*
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...
Fart burn by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009
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fart burn 

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
fart burn by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022

Burnt Popcorn Fart 

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.
Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!
Burnt Popcorn Fart by haroldramis September 15, 2009

Burnt tire fart 

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico
Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.
Burnt tire fart by anonymous December 12, 2024

Fartburn 

A feeling one gets when they pass gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.
The hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!
Fartburn by TheJockster May 25, 2008

FartBurn 

A tangy acidic burn felt on the opening of ones anus the moment before letting out a ripper. A warning that what was thought to be a fart was anctually a pressurized diarrheal discharge
I cocked my leg to let one go, but I felt a kiss of Fartburn, and realized I had to find a toilet STAT!
FartBurn by Thedude78 July 7, 2019

fartburn 

The burning sensation one feels in their rectum after having been flatulent the entire day.
Navin: Oh man, I had Taco Bell all day yesterday, and now I have fartburn.
fartburn by avaron November 2, 2006
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