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Fart Wake 

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.
Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.
Fart Wake by never7 February 4, 2009

Wake up fart 

The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
Wake up fart by ThaDinger February 2, 2016

Wake up fart 

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
Wake up fart by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011

wake up call fart 

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
wake up call fart by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

fartwake 

the smelly bubble of air surrounding someone who's farted
If we don't leave the table ASAP, we're gonna be stuck here sucking in Grandma's expanding fartwake.
fartwake by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026