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fart porn 

Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.
Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!

Bruce - You are one sick fuck.
fart porn by Z. Kyle January 22, 2008
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fart porn 

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.
Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”
fart porn by ejh123 May 18, 2019

Fart Porn 

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
Fart Porn by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006

Chinese fart porn 

Person 1: I love chinese fart porn
Person 2: Me too
*intense kissing*
Chinese fart porn by FireBroNigga January 8, 2023

Japanese Fart Porn 

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you
Japanese Fart Porn by Jwidjjjsjk April 16, 2020

brazilian fart porn 

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..

alien fart porn 

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.
Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?
alien fart porn by valkrah July 1, 2022
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