1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the
intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;
2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish
white nigga); it became a
definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.
2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just
do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?
- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on
the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their
pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.
- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
