by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

by acl551 May 10, 2009

a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully
farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises
farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises
"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."
by mitchelodian January 18, 2008

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

by Qwizzlestick March 29, 2010

Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.
Person B: Awkward.
Person B: Awkward.
by derpherpcherp89 July 7, 2011
