Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

Farp

To produce a burp that smells like a fart.

"Dude, that is sick. Was that you?"
"Yeah, sorry, it was a farp"

by acl551 May 10, 2009

farp

a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully

farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises

"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."

by mitchelodian January 18, 2008

farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

Farp

To fart and burp at the same time

Man, after that garlic pizza last night, I let a farp and I couldn't tell which end smelled worse!

by Qwizzlestick March 29, 2010

farp

to fart and fap at the same time.

Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.

Person B: Awkward.

by derpherpcherp89 July 7, 2011