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Dirty Farrar
When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Dirty Farrar by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011
farnarkeling
Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007
Farnarvished
To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
Farnarvished by N.F.L. February 4, 2010
farnarter
the farnarter is clueless
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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