Fargument 

A fargument is when you fart your rebuttal in an argument instead of using words.

“He quickly turned the disagreement into a fargument with a butt toot.”

Fargument by TheNickBell February 19, 2021

fargument 

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

fargument by (s)hipster November 18, 2013

Fargument 

Fargument is when you are in an argument but its a fucking argument hence fargument

This fargument is over!

Fargument by YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY February 1, 2020

fargument 

A fake or farcical argument, used as a form of gaslighting or social propaganda. One or more arguers supports an argument that they don't actually believe in.

So, I got into a fargument with this account the other day, and it turned out to be a bot.

fargument by Thystle March 18, 2022

Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.

Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!

Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013

elliotic argument 

An argument that is so bad that it is instantly destroyed by everyone who encounters it. An argument that is so clearly false that the only person who could possibly take it seriously is someone who is borderline retarded. To be a true elliotic argument the argument must be defended by a deluded fool who despite his extreme inadequacies suffers from a severe case of megalomania.

have you seen this guy who calls himself The AK? His arguments are so bad that they qualify as elliotic arguments.

elliotic argument by jman81 August 21, 2012

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.

We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.

fakeumentary by Jamfetto June 6, 2010