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When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.
"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."
by Pocras April 01, 2014
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