fartgument

When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.

"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."

by Pocras May 13, 2014

flargument

a flirtatous argument with someone you like

are you really mad at him, no were just having a flargument

by Konfetti August 14, 2010

Fragument

A 'fragument' is an abbreviated version of a friendly argument. This is when two people have a slightly less heated argument than the generalized argument. It can be used when arguing about something which is not majorly important to life and fraguments can be stopped at any time at any moment.

Girl: "No, you look better than me!" Boy: "No babe, you look way hotter than me! Don't you dare say that!" Girl: "I don't want to start a fragument with you babe"

by Samantha Green August 6, 2017

fartment

A situation in which the passage of gas is sequestered by the constrictive nature of the clothing worn (ie. rain pants, one piece snowsuits) and the fart comingles with other body odours, fermenting in the heat and moisture also trapped by the clothing, making it far smellier than a regular fart by the time it escapes.

Variances: fartmented, fartmenting, fartmentation.

I heard Dan break wind 10 minutes ago but I haven't smelt anything yet because it is fartmenting in his plastic fisherman's pants.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 24, 2009

Fargument

A fargument is when you fart your rebuttal in an argument instead of using words.

“He quickly turned the disagreement into a fargument with a butt toot.”

by TheNickBell February 19, 2021

fargument

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

by (s)hipster November 18, 2013

farkument

(abstract noun) getting into an argument with at least one other person online at the notorious www.fark.com; reloading the page/making multiple comments so you an another farker can argue about some topic

"Billy, take out the trash, this is the last time I'll tell you!"

"Sorry, mom, I'm in the middle of a farkument!"

by phillydrifter January 3, 2008