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Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.
After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.
This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.
fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011
The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap
random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"
Faptain by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.
We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.