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Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014

fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.
After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.
fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

fapstation 

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.
This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.
fapstation by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011
The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap
random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"
Faptain by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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