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A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

fapman by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

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Fapman

Oprah of perverts.
Gives HD porn to his homies.

That dude is the best fapman around.
Fapman help me! My internet is slow.

Fapman by Sin(ishq) /cos(ishq) June 18, 2018

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Related Words

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Going Fapanese

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Going Fapanese by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

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FAGMAN

An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.

I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.

FAGMAN by autistictrader October 25, 2018

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What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Fapan

Fap and then nap.

John: Hey you want to play a game of SC?
Charles: Nah, I think I'll just fapan.

Fapan by BestMage October 14, 2012

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Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

Fappaning by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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